After 16 months, we finally have an awesome poop story. I was about to run to my Facebook group of mommy friends and share it, and then I was all, eff that, this is perfect for the blog.
Ben’s been having some diaper issues to say the least. More on that later, because I totally need to bitch and moan about diaper detergent. On the pedi recommendation, he was in disposables and using Desitin for a week. After a week and the appearance of more diaper rash, I had enough. Back to cloth we go. But he’s been getting some extra air time as well, and going cover free all day. Today, I forgot the snappi downstairs when he was getting ready for his nap, so a loose pre-fold and a cover had to do. He woke up with an EPIC poop. Seriously. We have had no cloth diaper blow outs (I like to think that’s thanks to the gussets on my Thirsties duo wraps), but this one was close to it. That thing was FULL. I’m leaving the cleanup for when ptb gets home.
So I figured, giant poop….we’re good for some naked time. We come downstairs, he goes into the kitchen while I pick up some books. He comes back…we’re about to play…I realize he has a nugget on his buttcheek. No idea how I missed that. I wipe him and realize I definitely didn’t miss that. This is a new poop. There is poop waiting for me somewhere.
To the kitchen I go. To find a fresh Benji poop and a puddle of pee. And this poop wasn’t messing around either. This was full size poop.
Too bad he didn’t use the puppy pad that was down for the dog. That would have made this poop store not just awesome, but AWESOME.
What’s your best poop story?