He’s almost 6 months old and I feel like my life is still a mess. The only thing I do consistently is wash diapers. I am a mommy first, but dang, I need to start focusing on me again. We went away this weekend and I think I wore eyeliner for the first time since giving birth. Here are my goals. I’m starting out easy.
SAHM vs WAHM
What’s harder? I honestly can’t decide. And taking WAHM a step further… what’s worse, a set schedule or a flex schedule? Seriously. I can’t figure it out. The main downfall I have experienced as a WAHM is that people don’t seem to understand that the W is WORK. I DO in fact have a job. […]
Dear UPS
Dear UPS,
Is it really that hard to hire quality people? There are so many people out of work right now. So many people who would work their asses off. We used to live in an apartment complex with an amazing UPS driver. Hire one of his friends to replace our guy in the suburbs.
Expensive Baby Crap You Need
Since i have a blog, clearly I am the authority on all things baby. I mean, I’ve been a mom for 5 months. Almost SIX! Can you believe that’s all? In all my internetting while pregnant, I came across Sophie la girafe at least 1 million dozen times. No one bought her for us. Cheap bastards. We had all sorts of other crap. But no one bought Sophie.
Oxymoron: Vacationing with a baby
I don’t really know what I was expecting. A week at the beach. It should be relaxing, right? It was a week with my family, including two 4-year-olds, two 7-year-olds, and a sick Grandpop. But my dad doesn’t get to spend a lot of time with Little B, so I didn’t care. Now we are home and we’re both sick. The little man coughs like an 80 year old woman who has smoked since birth. It is both sad and funny. Luckily, it has been raining non-stop since we got home. Windows open. 70 degrees out. Mother Nature, be our humidifier.